Matt chewsasianbeaver was somewhere between breaking down and crying chewsasianbeaver like a girl chewsasianbeaver, and chewsasianbeaver head butting something until his brains oozed out his ears, or the immovable chewsasianbeaver object became movable. Maybe having a few drinks to talk whatever was bothering him over wasn't the brightest idea Bill had ever had. At least in chewsasianbeaver a public place someone might step in chewsasianbeaver before Matt did something to him that couldn't be fixed chewsasianbeaver surgically. Bill chewsasianbeaver made a mental note: Big guy plus drinks chewsasianbeaver plus chewsasianbeaver distraught equals bad. Bill looked around; the place had gone chewsasianbeaver almost dead quiet (like in one of those stock tip commercials), which was amazing for a mr chewsasianbeaver bar on chewsasianbeaver a Saturday night.
Through the corner of his eye Bill thought he could chewsasianbeaver see a movie bouncer making his way around the side chewsasianbeaver of the room. "Matt, calm down chewsasianbeaver. I want mr to help ya buddy but I mr chewsasianbeaver can't do anything chewsasianbeaver if we get beat up and bounced outta here." He made a head gesture chewsasianbeaver indicating chewsasianbeaver the extra large chewsasianbeaver super jumbo sized chewsasianbeaver bouncer closing very seriously on them, the one that he chewsasianbeaver hoped chewsasianbeaver Matt chewsasianbeaver might still be sane chewsasianbeaver enough chewsasianbeaver to pick up on. He was parting the patrons like a bulldozer in thin underbrush, no; more like a giant reptile chewsasianbeaver in a Japanese horror flick smashing all the buildings and cars in its' path. Matt glanced that way and mr his grip chewsasianbeaver loosened. Thank god someone was still home.
Matt nodded and finished half a sixteen ounce beer in a gulp. Bill chewsasianbeaver still couldn't believe Matt chewsasianbeaver's chewsasianbeaver capacity.
"Anyway. What was your fault chewsasianbeaver?"
"Tina."
Bill nodded he understood and waited for Matt to open up chewsasianbeaver. For what seemed like forever Matt movie just sat there.
"And chewsasianbeaver this chewsasianbeaver game is somehow the reason she left?" Bill asked, trying chewsasianbeaver desperately to find out SOMETHING useful.
"Ok. Ok. I get it."
"Oh, ok. We'd play chewsasianbeaver and then when we chewsasianbeaver were done chewsasianbeaver she chewsasianbeaver'd have me use her uh chewsasianbeaver...what did she call it? Yes, trigger phrase, to return movie her to normal, and chewsasianbeaver we chewsasianbeaver'd laugh about the whole chewsasianbeaver thing." Bill scrunched his mr face up like chewsasianbeaver he was assimilating all of this and was thinking it over movie. He got very little but this seemed to be helping Matt.
"But she's chewsasianbeaver GONE."
"Ok Matt," Bill tried chewsasianbeaver again, "We need to start pulling these facts together now so I can chewsasianbeaver understand. I chewsasianbeaver wasn't mr chewsasianbeaver there so I chewsasianbeaver need you to fill in a chewsasianbeaver little more detail. Chunky mr Monkey's, hypnosis, and Tina's disappearance all are related how?"
"So her nickname for you is an ice cream flavor." Bill wasn chewsasianbeaver't following at all.
Now Bills eyes chewsasianbeaver widened. His jaw visibly dropped. His stare went kind of distant. Blank chewsasianbeaver like he chewsasianbeaver'd "gone under" himself.
"She won't," Matt sobbed uncontrollably. "She won't."
Final Authors Note: Our hopes and wishes go out to poor Matt. With any luck Tina will not mr chewsasianbeaver fall into the wrong hands (mine or yours). She will respond chewsasianbeaver to ANYONE (male or chewsasianbeaver female) so hopefully someone with high morals (yah right) will find chewsasianbeaver and return her safely to her rightful owner/boyfriend chewsasianbeaver.
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